Chariots of Iron

It’s that very special time of year where we gather ’round the hearth with our friends and loved ones and–after chasing a hearty meal of C-rations with spiked egg-nog–we affectionately oil our rifles and adjust the straps on our helmets. Again this year, members of the media and various religious groups have shared with the world their anxieties about the so called WAR ON CHRISTMAS and so, to allay their fears, we’ve taken the time to craft a mature, sensitive and thoughtful response to their concerns. This show is virtually bursting at the seams with love and understanding. So come; warm yourself by the soft red glow of our incredulity as we gear up for our cheer-laden counteroffensive.

In this episode, we riff on the following videos: O’Reilly Ambushes Elementary School For ‘War On Christmas’, Atheists Are Jealous Of The Holiday, Gap’s Christmas Cheer Makes a Boycott Backfire, Boost Mobile Ad – Mrs Claus’ Infidelity With a Snowman.

In the news: Jim Corbett is left holding the bill, ARMOR PLATED POLAR BEARS face uncertain future, Ray Comfort borrowed some stuff and it’s religious persecution to not allow us to kill our children.

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Back by popular demand: it’s an all-Charioteers, no-guest show where we can let our hair down and cuss like accountants on tax day. This week Eli has put together a little discussion about the Creation Worldview Ministries: “A Primer on the Scientific Reasons that Evolution is Wrong!” AKA “30 Things You Can Say To Make A Biologist Die Laughing.” After securing the veins on our foreheads with our new EXPLODE-PROOF COI-KNITTING-POSSE BEANIE’S/VEINPROTECTORS® we battle our way through a list that is so mind numbing, it became almost impossible to remain coherent.

This week’s news: Suing for the God-given right to be jerks, the Great Homosexual Mandate, lop-sided love from the Australian government and public displays of athiems: lawsuit edition.

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