Episode 19: New-Age, Sensitive, Platonic, Colon-Cleansing Tarot Shapes
LISTEN IN WONDER as we project to you news of the insane, the marvelous and the MILDLY RETARDED! GASP as we spin a tale about the ancient and undeniable wisdom of the Advertising Standards Association. EXPERIENCE explosive vomiting as we relate the sordid details of a doctors visit GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. FEEL the uncontrolled rage build inside you as we weave the piteous narrative of a mother’s rights ABRIDGED! CLENCH your hand tightly around your newspapers… THE NEWSPAPERS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL FROM YOU. ROLL YOUR EYES at the account of church accounting GONE UNACCOUNTED FOR… and TEAR OUT YOUR NOSE HAIRS IN DISBELIEF as we have a pissing match about PRESIDENTIAL POSTER-CHILDREN.
In our main segment you will be stricken with TERROR as we are faced with the MACABRE HORROR of listener mail. You will MARVEL at our witty discourse on the topic of new-age beliefs and the idea of “ancient wisdom.” THRILL as we discuss the arcane, esoteric, mysterious and otherwise redundantly-adjectival practices of Sacred Geometry. SLAP YOUR OWN FOREHEAD as we bumble through a discussion about the practices of native cultures. FLAGELLATE YOUR HOUSE PETS as we… oh screw it, just listen to the show.
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Just one small comment regarding your reporting of the story about the UK atheist bus campaign news story.
The BBC is not “government run”. It is not a state-broadcaster, despite being publicly funded through a licence fee levied on television owners.
It’s a pretty minor comment, and I do appreciate your podcasts, keep it up!
Thanks for the correction Jeeves, we’ll take a moment to clarify that a bit in the next show. I’ve got some more to say on the bus campaign.